DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

DM

DM" commonly stands for "Direct Message" in the context of messaging platforms. It refers to a private conversation between two individuals.
Like FACEBOOK,INSTAGRAM and TWITTER.......

Friend 1: i'm selling my car.

Friend 2 : DM me if you're interested.

by WASSIM February 8, 2024

slide into a DM

Abbreviation for the phrase "slide into a doo maker". Can be used to depict a sexual act involving penetration of one's anus.

Man, I'm so horny. What would I give to slide into a DM right now...

by djadamm December 3, 2023

dms

di mo sure in filipino

you're not sure in english

P1: may gusto ata sayo si ano
P2: no, friendly lang talaga siya
P3: dms!

by curiousgirlnabobo January 2, 2023

Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023

camping DMs

The act of sitting in one’s DMs, even though there isn’t a conversation going on, in anticipation of a getting a message.

Wow why you camping DMs bruh

by RaidenSears August 17, 2023

Dm

Slide into a dm

Slide into my DM

by Fred678 August 31, 2023