Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021

Blob the Gamer

an idiot who wrote this definition

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Roof Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle that is red.

Ex: I went to the barber's shop this Friday, they messed me all up. Now I look like I have a roof blob!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

blob

In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.

Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.

by anarcissie November 4, 2019

blob job

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

by nanalover123 October 1, 2019

blob fart

1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.

The new boss is a right blob fart.

by ThePillenwerfer July 26, 2023

Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020