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Greasy Pepe

A 'greasy pepe' is the act of cramming a burrito up one's anus, then proceeding to flex said anus muscles in hopes that said burrito will explode/leak/ooze. A willing participant will be behind/under the burrito-ed participant to catch contents in mouth.
I gave Sharlene the ol' greasy pepe last night and the cheese hit the wall, man.
by corey trevor lahey August 29, 2006
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greasy wombat

When a girl gets mad at her partners small dick and cuts it off. Then with an angry face, eats it with mustard.
Jemdun lost his penis last night...latisha devoured it! It was a greasy wombat!
by catman1734 February 12, 2010
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the greasy snowman

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.
Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."
by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011
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greasy pussbag

When you are having sex and somebody shoves fast food items into your vagina.
What should we do with all of these fast food items! I know lets shove them up my vagina. Greasy pussbag
by spartain yankees October 31, 2009
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Greasy Sparrow

Fist a girl while whistling like a sparrow.
The young child followed the beautiful music through the house only to find his parents enjoying a greasy sparrow.
by Store 729 January 12, 2004
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Greasy Frog

The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room
Man I tried to give Skyler a Greasy Frog last night. But my dick kept slipping out
by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016
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greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.
by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013
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