tame the cobra

Essentially, it's when you're attempting to control your pp from going upright.

Person 1 asks, "Hey honey, do you want to snuggle?"
Person 2 responds, "Uh yeah sure."
Person 2 thinks in their head, 'Oh shoot, I need to tame the cobra.'

by the_big_man12734 August 18, 2021

Cobra clutchin

When you come up big time in the big time clutch

Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit”
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”

by benvveiss March 16, 2019

cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker January 15, 2016

US Cobra

A guy who obsesses over pickles, especially his dad's (who is a monkey from cod zombies) 50 inch pickle. Also likes taking showers for 4 years and trying to get the ray gun out of the mystery box every time.

Snipe the box when it as white US Cobra is.

by Fuckly May 18, 2020

Cobra Rinse

When you wash your fresh cobra meat off before the big Sunday night fry-up.

Hey Uncle Neck you there? Oh sorry Jafar I was too busy to listen to your story as I was at the sink making sure the fresh cobra meat is ready for the big Sunday night fry-up.
Oh no worries Uncle Neck, the Cobra Rinse is more important than my story about the time I forgot to do a Cobra Rinse and got Cobra Worms at the big Sunday night fry-up.

by Klendi October 09, 2020

Cobra-face

Verb; to smear the inner walls of a ladies vagina with cocaine and proceed to eat her out.

'I cobra-faced your aunt's cunny flaps, then proceeded to seizure all over the floor.'

by Love doctor 675543 June 14, 2013

Shit Cobra

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.

I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.

by Nurse Josh October 25, 2018