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blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it
pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-
by pandypandora June 1, 2021
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Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
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A Blob

Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.
I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.
by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021
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Blob

A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.
Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT
by 1eel August 2, 2023
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Boner blob

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!
by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015
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Blob Emote

discord
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the blob emote is an emote that is like a blobfish but is yellow with a cute face like :3 and i bet every discord server your in would have this emote
user1: had you heard of the cool blob emote
user2: yeah, everyone knows it and even your friend knows it
by 8408 :D June 17, 2021
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Bra blob

A form of fat occurring from the backside of a bra due to how tight the bra is
by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021
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