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by vivivanilla13 October 31, 2018
A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.
by abortion is fun June 07, 2007
Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha
by cArMaSaBiTcH August 12, 2009
An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"
Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
by Phil Fulham December 01, 2009
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020
by The MT June 17, 2021