Tampon Strings

A Greek city in Pinellas County, also known as Tarpon Springs.

I live in Tampon Strings.

by Mynde September 12, 2009

period no tampon

what you say when someone’s stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“period no tampon”

by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018

frozen tampon

A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.

"I make myself frozen tampons because they hit the spot way better than popsicles."

by abortion is fun June 29, 2007

The Drunken Tampon

Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha

We totally convinced Sue to do the drunken tampon last nite!

by cArMaSaBiTcH August 12, 2009

Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

period no tampon

to add emphasis to a point that was made, but even more than periodt.

Girl she was a MESS, period no tampon.

by nerdynanny October 14, 2021

anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.

My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022