Tampon Strings

A Greek city in Pinellas County, also known as Tarpon Springs.

I live in Tampon Strings.

by Mynde September 12, 2009

period no tampon

what you say when someone’s stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“period no tampon”

by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018

frozen tampon

A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.

"I make myself frozen tampons because they hit the spot way better than popsicles."

by abortion is fun June 29, 2007

The Drunken Tampon

Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha

We totally convinced Sue to do the drunken tampon last nite!

by cArMaSaBiTcH August 12, 2009

Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

Moral Tampon

someone who's there for you when your astral asshole is leaky

man that guy is really cool, he's my moral tampon

by The MT June 17, 2021

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014