Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.

I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.

by Kal8el November 21, 2016

steamy salami

Blowin vape clouds into a man's boxers and/or briefs, creating a steamy salami

Omg Becky he was so big I had to give him a steamy salami

by Steamysalami June 25, 2017

Steamy Bun

The act of wrapping your erect penis in plastic wrap, and then inserting it into another persons anus. Thus making a "steamy bun."

You have any plastic wrap handy? I'd like to make a steamy bun!

by Dr. Mc Cocklan January 5, 2018

steamy pickle

Having a woman defecate on a man's penis during anal sex.

Man, I was fucking her ass hard last night and that bitch gave me a steamy pickle

by SomeoneTX79 September 14, 2019

Steamy Boi

Just A Really Steamed up boi

Keith Is One Steamy boi

by Mother Taco February 8, 2019

Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Steamy hotdog

Where a female clenches a guys dick length wise between her buttocks, like a hotdog, and the female starts to fart on the dick

“How much do you charge for a steamy hotdog? I heard you can make it stinky steamin”

by Garlic juice June 28, 2025