squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out

Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since

by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022

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monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

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Tickle squirt

When someone tickles you so hard you piss yourself.

Oh my god, you should have seen when zack made Curtis tickle squirt.

by almightgamR June 11, 2014

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Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.

Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted

by Vanilla.skys@hotmail.com October 16, 2008

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dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018

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