Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).

I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.

by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024

Spook em

When you jizz in your own ass and then fart it out.

I just spook em as they walked down the street.

by Poppy Floppy June 10, 2024

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

spook newt

Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.

Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?

Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.

Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.

by Notbigfoot12 April 3, 2024

Spook

Philosophical term devised by Max Stirner used to describe aspects of the real world which are illusions created by the human mind or social constructs, which he argued were “apparent” and without a “corporeal body”.

Examples of spooks could include a government, ideas about familial relations, ideas about morality, etc.

Man, you see, is not a person, but an ideal, a spook

by BigGuyLegend February 19, 2022

jungle spook

“moon cricket” or in simplest form “a scared black guy in the jungle”

That dirty little “jungle spook”

by Fonem247 February 11, 2023