Sectional

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch

Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!

by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

never that serious

something you say when some one is over exaggerating

Paul: "Omg! You just stepped on my new Nikes on purpose!"

Mo'quisha: "Ovight, it's never that serious!" *bitch-ass face*

by E-Tag! October 23, 2008

LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

by Lily Snape July 1, 2011

Flute Section

"the flutes are the best looking section, consisting of the loudest, outgoing, and most random people in the marching band, and are yet, the coolest."

"Dude check out that flute section, they're so cool! I wish I was them!"

by t0astyt0es May 24, 2009

Senior Syndrome

Much like Senioritis but worse.

The Infected will be way to tired to come to school on time, or at all. Fail to give a shit about anything and repeat the phrases "Im done giving a shit" and "I couldnt care less"

The Infected will find ways to cheat the school system for the last two weeks of their High School career by looking for the answer keys to the work in a class. After finding the keys still not caring enough to print it off to get that much looked after A.

The Infected may also find themselves in trouble with the Administration after they are caught cheating, this may result in suspension or expulsion.

CAUTION:
Senior Syndrome is Deadly and usually starts to spread 2 - 4 weeks before the end of the School Year.

Tim: Wow dude I found the Answer Keys to all of the Projects!
Ryan: No way dude!! thats the pwnz0r. Lemme get that
Pete: (Forgets to change parts of the work, hands it in, and gets caught) Tim and Ryan also have the work, im a rat
Tim: Man I dont even care anymore, I got that Senior Syndrome.

by Tim Neumann May 23, 2007

Serious'd The Fuck Up

When one's complexion or demeanor shifts from lighthearted to straightforward. Describes when seriousness was quickly obtained.

At first, I was like ^.^

But then I serious'd the fuck up.

by Lymür Awsumsaws January 11, 2009

section 80

The title of Kendrick Lamar's second album.

Kendrick Lamar: "What Should I name my second album?"
Homie Next To Him: "How about... Section 80?"
Kendrick Lamar: "Hmm... What does it mean?"
Homie Next To Him: "It's like for the homies that are 10x poorer than those section 8 homies."

by Jack Robertsons September 22, 2013