Using submission techniques on your partner during sex. Screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after sex, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.
Brian: Where's your wife?
Scott: Sleeping upstairs.
Brian: During your party?
Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...
Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.
Scott: Sleeping upstairs.
Brian: During your party?
Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...
Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.
by dr. dave js October 7, 2011
Get the Screw-jitsumug. 1. Electric terminals connected by a screw facet.
2. A term used when you feel anger as if you were saying "screw you".
2. A term used when you feel anger as if you were saying "screw you".
Lex:"I can't believe you did this to her Mark, how could you treat Madeline that way?"
Mark: "Screw terminals!"
Mark: "Screw terminals!"
by A baka. May 11, 2016
Get the screw terminalsmug. The action of putting your index finger up somebody’s butt hole and spinning them round similar to how you would with a basketball
by Thekidriddler69 August 29, 2021
Get the Screw fingermug. Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.
Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021
Get the theory of screwedmug. Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.
Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.
Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.
by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008
Get the porn screwedmug. by Motorhead October 16, 2011
Get the Screwing the poochmug. 1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.
2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard
2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard
Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!
Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!
Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.
by streetelitecj December 9, 2008
Get the Chopped and Screwedmug.