A fucktard who likes to play Roblox and is a nerdy blonde kid who tries his best to get a
girlfriend but always gets "friendzoned". He always acts as if he was okay with it but never is. Most of the time he
will like a girl Sydney and have a MASSIVE crush on her but
will never admit it because he is scared he might get friendzoned. He also has a fetish for armpits and assholes which is really fucking disgusting and worse than foot fetishers.
Person 1:is that Samuel?
Person 2:Ya, but
don't try to get close to him because he has mouth
diarrhea and cant stop talking about roblox
Person 1: Man this dude is
retarded