Priest

Someone who cums along just for the ride

There are four dudes on the titanic while it hit the iceberg
Waiter: we have to get to the life boats
Teacher: what about the kids?
Lawyer: fuck those kids
Priest: do you think we have enough time?

by Kingreepher June 19, 2024

Priest

The act of molesting unsuspecting children in a religious setting, beholden to zero accountability.

Little Jimmy got priested during his time as an altar boy. He now needs therapy as an adult.

by Yourneighborscousinsdog May 24, 2025

Travis Priest

A rotten man who can never shit. Borderline organ failure. An unhealthy way to live.

In other cases a raging homosexual who is scared of big crowds.

Man, I’m feeling like Travis Priest. I need to shit!

by Young Man Z November 14, 2025