FaceBook Prayers

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.

Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!

by UDissoooepical June 16, 2010

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The Pimps Prayer

Lord please pray the the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so she may learn a hoes place amen

by KrakenGod22 November 28, 2023

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What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".

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"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019

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prayer said to the god of intox that good 'product' will come around!

big bull said a hophead's prayer before he went to sleep

by michael foolsley December 03, 2009

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