penis

Something you don't have.

It's called a penis. You wouldn't know about it

by iknowstuffstfu January 7, 2010

penis

a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

penis

a wang chung

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

penis

A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.

"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."

by 1337 h4x0r June 1, 2003

penis

an object or organ in the male body that occupies 99% of our time, interest, and brain. Also something that many guys keeps fiddling with and grabbing especially in public.

me talkin to myself: ohh i gotta go look up some more fuckin porno on redtube and jerk off so my penis would stop buggin me.

by bobbykal August 27, 2009

penis

the male organ which has the most attraction for a babe of 14 years to 90 years old lady.

in daily life example

by moghul khan June 13, 2005

penis

A male tube which is used to drill into a vagina. And squirt juices. Also sometimes put in the but and rubs against the cliteris for a nice n' steady ass fuck.

my penis is bent so bad I use it to hold towels

by William hung the second March 9, 2007