penis

Something you don't have.

It's called a penis. You wouldn't know about it

by iknowstuffstfu January 7, 2010

penis

a wang chung

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

penis

a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

penis

A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.

"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."

by 1337 h4x0r June 1, 2003

penis

oh... a penis is... a whores best friend ! YUMMY!!

oh that whore sure loved that penis she was sucking on, oh right thats the only friend she has...L-O-S-E-R

by SASSY June 28, 2006

penis

A male tube which is used to drill into a vagina. And squirt juices. Also sometimes put in the but and rubs against the cliteris for a nice n' steady ass fuck.

my penis is bent so bad I use it to hold towels

by William hung the second March 9, 2007

penis

the male organ which has the most attraction for a babe of 14 years to 90 years old lady.

in daily life example

by moghul khan June 13, 2005