The Pelican

The act of one taking a shit on an assholes’s private boat dock.

My friend executed the pelican after an asshole told us we couldn’t use his private dock.

by DDIDallas August 8, 2021

pelican

more chat less work. Talk too much but in the situation you shit it

you fucking pelican

by rkidbilly June 9, 2023

neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)

You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!

by Yimothy March 1, 2023

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

Pelican

Big ballsack mouth bird

My nads are hanging so low its like a pelicans jaw.

by wheredoestfoputhisfeet May 12, 2019

Pelicanned

To get so drunk that you loose control of your limbs as they fly everywhere, like a pelican bird due to their large mouths and wings as well as long necks when they fly.

I'm getting absolutely pelicanned tonight!

by OhBreezy April 8, 2015

Pelican Nutslinger

The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.

When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.

You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!

by johnelbow April 7, 2010