The kind of parents where if you get 19/20 they would spank your ass so hard you would spill blood. So if the kid get 0/20, there would literally be mass murder from the parents.
Jeff: (oh hell no, help me jesus) Uhm... I got 0/20...
Asian parents: It's okay sweetheart, we're just gonna prepare the nuke and all of our guns. And use it, on you.
God: okay that's enough bullshit I'm taking the child
Asian parents: It's okay sweetheart, we're just gonna prepare the nuke and all of our guns. And use it, on you.
God: okay that's enough bullshit I'm taking the child
by No trash here ;) December 10, 2020
Get the Asian parents mug.(1)The biological mother and father of an individual that will influence you early on in your life.
(2)The people who have an huge impact on your early life and influence your tastes and how you act.
(3)Commonly referred to as uncool, evil, fascists that try to ruin your life, when they in fact are trying to raise you.
(4)Constantly bitched about by ignorant, self-absorbed, rebellious adolescents.
Just remember, they didn't have to get together, have sex, and give birth to your stupid ass.
(2)The people who have an huge impact on your early life and influence your tastes and how you act.
(3)Commonly referred to as uncool, evil, fascists that try to ruin your life, when they in fact are trying to raise you.
(4)Constantly bitched about by ignorant, self-absorbed, rebellious adolescents.
Just remember, they didn't have to get together, have sex, and give birth to your stupid ass.
(1)My parents smoke, so I should smoke too.
(2)Similar to above.
(3)David The Rebellious Teen:I hate my parents. Wha-wha-wha. They suck and should die! I don't need them, I'm better than them!
(4)Same as above.
(2)Similar to above.
(3)David The Rebellious Teen:I hate my parents. Wha-wha-wha. They suck and should die! I don't need them, I'm better than them!
(4)Same as above.
by Pheimos December 27, 2008
Get the parents mug.People who had took their sweet 18 years from their lives to raise their children to become better in life, and care for them and will basically break their necks to help them.
People in urbandictionary.com do not see this, and think parent's ruin lives, but let's put it this way: When they die, you will be in tears because you remember the times they were protecting your asses and making sure you can at least get a good job at McDonald's earning something than nothing.
People in urbandictionary.com do not see this, and think parent's ruin lives, but let's put it this way: When they die, you will be in tears because you remember the times they were protecting your asses and making sure you can at least get a good job at McDonald's earning something than nothing.
by Psychomoonlight April 29, 2005
Get the Parents mug.by Mummy August 17, 2003
Get the Parents mug.people who you love and adore,even if they can be a real pain sometimes. They love and care for you too and they deserve an "I love you" every now and then because you our their little angel and the one thing that brightens up their day. It's not fair to just say you only use them for some extra cash or rent because they brought you into this world and they love you more than you'll ever know.
"I've decided to enroll at UCLA. I know I'll make it with my scores,records,and extra curricular activities."
"That's great! We'll support you every step of the way. We find a way to pay your college funds and everything if you make it. Not only that but we'll be so proud of you."
"Thanks...you're the best parents in the world"
"That's great! We'll support you every step of the way. We find a way to pay your college funds and everything if you make it. Not only that but we'll be so proud of you."
"Thanks...you're the best parents in the world"
by XTITANX June 29, 2006
Get the Parents mug.The people who brought you into this world. They may suck at times but at least they love you, and if they don't I can't help you there my freind. Be lucky you have parents or you would be on the street or and orphinarium, like I grew up in, until I was adopted by foster parents. So all you people that say parents suck ass and never do anything for you, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHINING LITTLE CRYBABY BITCHES!. There's alot of children starving on the street, besides food, don't you think they want a home and someone that loves them?
Kid one: My dad just bought me an xbox 360 yesterday and now he is being an asshole, I hate that mother fucker.
Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation.
Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one?
Kid two: I don't have a dad.
Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you?
Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart.
Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor.
Kid two: Ya, we don't have much.
Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360.
Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...
Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation.
Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one?
Kid two: I don't have a dad.
Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you?
Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart.
Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor.
Kid two: Ya, we don't have much.
Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360.
Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...
by Sniperm0n June 12, 2007
Get the parents mug.a nickelodeon show that starts off with a joke already unfunny and tiresome (although sometimes catchy and even funny), and repeats it so many times during the rest of the show it has been permanently stapled into your head...
"pudding! pu-dding. hahaahahahah!!!!!"
"...shut the f**** up thats not even funny"
"sorry, i saw fairly odd parents so much yesterday..."
"...shut up, why'd you watch that d*ck riding show? your f**king sixteen"
"...shut the f**** up thats not even funny"
"sorry, i saw fairly odd parents so much yesterday..."
"...shut up, why'd you watch that d*ck riding show? your f**king sixteen"
by dble_w June 17, 2008
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