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sportsman’s paradise

A sexual situation where a younger man has a threesome with his same-age girlfriend, and her MILF mother.
Yo, did you hear about Jimmy? He scored a Sportsman’s Paradise with Gina and her mom, Karen.
by Augustus Bugguts October 10, 2021
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Paradise

Personal heaven, catered to all your needs. A place where dreams come true.
Rosetta is indeed a paradise
by SabChungusSi August 19, 2021
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8-bit Paradise

very cool YouTuber, makes 8-bit songs and has been featured on another YouTubers channel recently (fandroid music group, a pretty big one)
is also my son. I love it when he calls me daddy
person 1:have you heard 8-bit paradise's newest song? it's pretty good right?

Person 2:no, I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm sure he's great
by Szamas July 9, 2019
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Paradise

The Genesis story is literally the story of a thing becoming it's opposite Johnathan. Even if it is describing the nature of reality (Which it isn't), the story IS that the nature of reality WAS ONE WAY... And BECAME ANOTHER WAY.... And now that former nature of reality is closed of to humanity and guarded by a flaming sword monster. So according to your book reality CAN be anothy way.
Hym "You are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I have no idea why Jordan is obsessed with you. It has to be some kind of faggot shit. Really. Genesis is the act of the incest cult kicking people out of society UP TO AND INCLUDING their own kids. You do what 'God' says (Which is just their own delusional interpretation of a farce) or they cast you out of paradise and leave you for dead. And it IS arbitrary, Johnathan. Because it's just the whim of whatever CHARLATAN is READING THEIR OWN MORALITY IN TO THE BOOK. Like if the charlatan is a crybaby bitch, he might do something like this and USE YOU ALL AS MEAT SHIELDS TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM. And then when I start hacking into your children (because they are the first line of defense) he can deny all culpability. Hold on, let's see if Alex gets this one. I'm at the point where Jonathan says 'reality can't be any other way' even though the story says it CAN AND WAS. Let's see if Alex can get this."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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Pastime Paradise

When you are living your best life in the moment without thinking about the past
«Are you drunk?»
«Yes, but im living in the pastime paradise»

«How u doing?»
«Im doing good, because im living in the pastime paradise»
by user336969 April 7, 2022
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Sal Paradise

Sal Paradise is the main character in the beatnik novel "On the Road" by famous American writer Jack Kerouac. Sal is a young man, who, being sort of a star-strucked by his new friend Dean Moriarty, decides to travel through America with him in search for, as said in the first chapter 'girls, visions, everything'. Wandering throught the streets of the USA and Mexico, Sal faces many different people, finds love, adventures, gets drunk on life, listens to jazz, hitchhikes, and, mostly admires everything. There is some kind of sadness to the character too, but it's more of a bitter-sweet type, as he's always searching for something more, because he is amazed by the crazy and excited people he meets, the new stars of America in the 50s, who for him are the only people that are worth going after. He's the narrator of the story, which is believed to be some sort of a biography of the writer. The same character, which is Kerouac himself, appears in others of his novels by different names- Ray, Jack, etc.
Sal Paradise is the main character in the Kerouac's classic 'On the Road'.
by Nathaniel Flint January 11, 2022
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