Straight Edge

Straight Edge is NOT something to do just because everyone else is doing it... Straight Edge is a lifestyle. You live the sraight edge way:
XNo smoking
XNo Drugs
XNo alochol
XNo casual sex
you do not have to be a certian "label" to be straight edge!

No drinking, no casual sex, no smoking, no drugs... just have fun being Straight Edge!

by xXxPrincess September 21, 2005

Edging a poo

When you keep a poop on the edge of exiting to pleasure yourself anally.

Dane: I keep edging a poo so that I can still pleasure myself anally whilst remaining sinless in the eyes of God.

by Pooedgers.org August 4, 2017

Edge Bomb

Straight Edge drink. Fill a shot glass to the brim with Red Bull and drop it into a cup of 2 parts mountain dew. Repeat until you start shaking uncontrollably.

Variations and Substitutions include Monster, Vault, Jolt, Bawls, 5 Hour Energy.

Dude, I did 5 edge bombs 2 nights ago and have not slept since!

by sxe1234 December 18, 2008

Dippers Edge

A sense of overwhelming power and agility that overcomes one who engages in the use of Smokeless Tobacco products. Once an individual has obtained that "Dippers Edge" he is exempt to being arrested or stopped in any way. Success is inevitable. Dippers Edge most closely represents the fountain of youth, it gives everlasting life and invulnerability.

Good thing i had that Dippers Edge or else i probably wouldn't have been able to kill Chuck Norris!

by Charles Lancaster May 22, 2006

microsoft edge

Microsoft edge is proof that microsoft hates Internet Explorer

Microsoft Edge is like Internet Explorer, but fast

by Squirrel719 June 29, 2015

fake edge

some one who is fake edge is some one who does not take the straight edge name seriously and usually starts to claim sxe as for status/friends/excuse and more often is because they think its a trend. but its not. its a life long commitment for yourself and no body else. fake edgers give into drugs or "sell out" becuase they were never true.

"is derek really straight edge?"
"naw dood hes a fake edge bitch and deserves to get stomped"

by xLive-For-Gloryx December 7, 2009

Poop Edging

Poop edging is when you start the act of pooping, while leaning over or standing, and then stopping that act. Repeating over and over it’s like edging a penis but with your own poop.

Man 1: I needed to poop but I decided to poop edge and it felt so good the whole time
Man 2: But when you poop edge isn’t there a chance of just pooping your pants?
Man 1: There’s a risk to everything, but it just feels so good.
Man 2: I guess I gotta go try poop edging then!!

by Joe Krushing December 22, 2020