Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is a hip hop artist from Kansas City. His lyrics are one of a kind, most songs are very darkish. He likes to describe himself as a dying angel, and devil's friend. His artist name Tech N9ne : nine is the number of completion - nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9). Tec 9 is also a machine gun, and tech stands for technique.
Trapped in a psychos body by tech n9ne:
Don't you come near me cause the devils sittin' next to me
I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my extacy
...
If you can hear me, I need help I'm caught and
I'm stuck and I'm trapped in me self don't understand
...
If he wants to kill himself what the fuck you
Think he wanna do to you?
by OllieKickFlip May 4, 2006
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Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.
Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...
by The Spence! October 29, 2008
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Tech Support

Caller: Hello?

Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?

Caller: I’m signed out of my account

Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info
by Sworder33 November 18, 2021
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tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
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Tech Hop

A music genre created by current and former Silicon Valley employees that utilizes generative A.I. vocals, disparate samples, and repetitive choruses to create a signature underground hip hop style. The originator of the style is claimed to be an artist by the name of Big Lang.
Did you hear that new tech hop song by Big Lang that dropped overnight in the San Jose Discord chat?
by Jen Gathers September 4, 2023
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tech-jacking

When someone hijacks your business meeting with more needless in-depth technical information than the audience can even begin to comprehend (or even need to know).
Thanks for tech-jacking my meeting today dude!!
by Pomama November 27, 2015
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Tech-Tourettes

Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 5, 2013
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