by MyLifeIsAwkward September 30, 2010
Get the So how's that dust on the ceiling?mug. When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.
"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"
by abolishme January 11, 2016
Get the Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handlemug. The act of mounting someone who is already hanging from a ceiling fan and taking part in autoerotic asphyxiation.
by throwawayhopper April 22, 2020
Get the hanging up the ceiling fanmug. "If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.
by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008
Get the count ceiling tilesmug. When you're high and you listen to music with very good quality. and you dance uncontrollably, and let your body take over. like hanging from a ceiling fan.
by yellowfeather996 April 10, 2010
Get the Hangin' from the ceiling feelingmug. Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever
by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019
Get the National Ceiling Fries Daymug. If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.
Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).
by Chris Blackwell the Beast December 26, 2019
Get the Ceiling Fan Condom Roulettemug.