Mummy

Mum/Mummy is a godly, beautiful, loving, euphoric, funny, kind, silly and the weirdest person you will ever know. She will always have your back, more than your friends do!

My mummy is my life, I love her with all my heart❤️

by Madison Butler January 23, 2019

Mummy

A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job

16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!

Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes

by Trolling since 01 January 30, 2017

mummy bags

A general term for a womans breasts, by goodness look at those mummy bags. i bet she doesn't know i was staring at her mummy bags

dear Natalie the other day i couldn't help but look at your mummy bags, i went into the bank and saw her mummy bags, those bag certainly could feed a whole army

by Jed Clampet February 1, 2008

Professional Mummy

A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.

She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.

by Sah_2016 May 30, 2020

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom

hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!

by rodrick heffleys cum sock November 21, 2021

Mummy bear

To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!

Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'

It's 'mummy bear'

by AdamSavage June 28, 2022