the mummy 

To wrap a U-shaped public toilet seat with toilet paper when toilet seat covers are unavailable. An alternative to laying toilet paper on the seat prior to taking a crap, with the added benefit of not sticking to your ass when you get up.

Yeah, I had to take a crap in the train station today. The seat was gross, but I gave it the mummy before I sat down.

the mummy by ManchVegasMan September 8, 2011

Yummy mummy puppy 

a woman married to a rich man, having his children. shopping all day, looking supurbly dressed, go for beauty sessions in the mornings and have the unfortunate job of taking care of her children after school

"I did not have time for my manicure today, the school came out earlier"

"she is such a yummy mummy puppy!"

Yummy mummy puppy by Jealous Tomboy February 3, 2012

The Mummy 

When u fuck a chick doggystyle and wrap her long hair around her face and lift her off the ground...she will then reach out to touch the ground making motions like a mummy with her face wraped up.

The Mummy by gaijin August 27, 2003

The Bloody Mummy 

You cum all over a girl's face,wrap her head in toilet paper,and when she yells?PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!

the bloody mummy.....similar to the gorilla face,or angry dragon.But just in time for Halloween.Have fun kids!

The Bloody Mummy by Denman75 September 23, 2009

Yummy Mummy 

The sexual procedure in which you wrap her vagina in Fruit by the Foot and your dick with Fruit Roll up and stick it in her, breaking through the Fruit by the Foot and right when you're about to cum you stick your dick in her mouth

Yo I bought me some Fruit by the Foot last night... Gonna give her the ol' "yummy mummy"..

Yummy Mummy by some_guy65765436 April 19, 2018

rock mummy 

rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).

"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."

rock mummy by Pastymage January 30, 2009

the mummy 

When you poop is someones bathtub during a party. You wrap the feces in toilet paper and have to dispose of it in their garbage disposal during the party and get rid of it with out anyone noticing.

I was pooping in the bath tub. I then wrapped the mummy up and tried to sneak it past everyone at a party. They kept complaining of the smell and I blamed it on I stepped in crap. I then had to sprint to the garbage disposal and shoved my shame into the disposal unit only to find it inoperative. Most awkward party ever.

the mummy by Mummyline January 16, 2011