1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person
2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.
2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.
"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"
"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."
"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."
by whateveryouwantmetobe February 21, 2009
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On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"
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Get the Lillian Moses mug.A stupid Ass town in the middle of washington. no one likes it, but for some reason wen you leaave you wanna come back. its like a black hole. it just forces you back into it somehow with its magical powers. litteraly the only thing fun there is walmart. its where everyone hangs out. its in the middle of no where. and none of the red necks can hear your blood curdling screams of boredom. ENJOY (:
Red Neck1: hey im farming some new corn wanna see cuz thats the only fun thing to do here in moses lake is watch corn grow.
Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen we ride our tractor through this moses shit hole
Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen we ride our tractor through this moses shit hole
by Taylorterror August 14, 2009
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by K Mac December 9, 2008
Get the Mostestest mug.When a man and a woman have sex whilst the woman is on her period and the menstruation is split into two streams over the mans penis, like moses with the red sea.
"Man, i slept with shelly last night, cept she was on and i totally did a moses over my dick"
"I just split Jenny's red sea with my little moses"
"I just split Jenny's red sea with my little moses"
by teeebs September 15, 2009
Get the Moses mug.A semi-feminin guys who loves to have a great time loves to twerk, and dance he’s extremely fit with a amazing six pack he can also be the life of the party he’s also amazing in bed so if you get him in bed just know he’ll have you screaming he’ll part that ass like he parted the red sea in the bible
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