Mike

A 17 year old pedophile who has a bunch of lil girlies on his side. Super retarded, gets pissy and sends his army of thots when you say something wrong. Not to mention he’s a total pussy
:: “oh god, look who’s coming over
::; “Jesus fuck it’s mike”
by iranoutoflube December 08, 2018
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The most annoying, gay kid on earth that makes the worst comeback on earth and spazzes all the time.
Someone: Your gay

Mike: I’m gay!?! Your the one who tried to rape me you gay ass. Fuck you!

Someone: I didn’t try to rape you! You pulled me on you!

Mike: Yeah sure you gay ass
by Mike Is Gay 69 October 24, 2019
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Hayley- Do you know Mike?
Sian- Yes, he’s very wobbly!
by Bigbihbaloney April 06, 2018
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The name Mike is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Mike is: Who is like God? Gift from God. In the Bible, St. Michael was the conqueror of Satan and patron saint of soldiers.
We shall name him Mike, he will be great one day
by wildwolfdogthing March 15, 2017
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A skinny kid who is shy but eats to much bcz he is a whale
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Mikeeli

A female. She is typically a massive over thinker yet absolute beautiful inside and out. She's can be classified as a nigga due to her blackness and loves every single person starting with B, ending in N and that has a ratty. She's too good at netball and got bored of beating everyones asses so changed to footy and loves it. She reckons the Rabbitohs are good but they are shit and manly are better :)
That girl is so hot,, she must be Mikeeli
by Benisafreak09 March 23, 2020
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