Third Method

When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.

Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!

by Kalvinater April 21, 2019

The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.

Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.

by CC_021 May 12, 2019

The Pennington Method

Named after it's founder, The Pennington Method also known as The 'Kevin-Pennington Method' was initially discovered about 50 years ago and has come to be known as way to entice, enchant and delight females. The driving force behind the "Pennington Method" isnt exactly a definable science, but lies somewhere in between hypnotism and magic. The origins are relatively unknown but the effects are seen widespread throughout the entertainment industry. The Pennington Method has been responsible for bringing some of the most beautiful females out of hiding and turning them into stars.

We have used The Pennington Method when wrangling female entertainers with excellent success.

by Jimmy Tib Kirk June 1, 2018

The Laura Method

When a girl falls for 5 gay guys (sometimes this definition is stretched to fit any guys who are not attracted to girls) before she dates a guy. It is often a repeating cycle.

Wow , I heard Carol fell for a fourth gay guy, at least that means she’s almost completed the Laura method.

by laurallama84 November 27, 2017

The Haha Method

The haha method®- a method created & proven By CR where you say "haha" to show you have no interest in what they're saying or are majorly pissed by it. Either way you want it to stop. If they are in anyway smart they will completely curve the conversation.

This method has been copyrighted by CR as of 4/18/16 10:39 pm

Steve: she is so hot look how nice her ass is
Carol: haha
Steve: so nice weather we're having right?
the haha method

by Crankhandle64 June 5, 2016

Boston Method

When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence

Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.

by HeroofHyrule June 4, 2016

stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.

Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!

by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018