Marty “Party” Morrissey

A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.

‘I love watching the gaelic games’
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey”
“True”

by martyparty101 June 6, 2020

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Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

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Male version of "Karen".

You see that marty.. he is yelling at that lady because he can't pay in cash Because of a pandemic is going on

by deedlebeetle December 3, 2020

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A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.

You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025

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