keep your knickers on

said to someone who's getting far too panicy about some minor thing... like keep your hair on, keep cool.. etc..

I'll do it in a minute! keep your knickers on!

by sibergoth June 11, 2006

fart knocker

Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.

1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!

by Ben Carmitchel, IL April 25, 2003

knackers

1. A slang term for 'testicles'.
2. A yard where horses are killed for food or glue, short for the "knacker's yard".
3. Sometimes used in place of 'knackered', meaning 'tired' or 'worn out'.

1. He's got his knackers in a twist.
2. We sent Red Rum to the knacker's yard.
3. My knackers are knackers after all that fun in the knacker's.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004

Hobb Knocker

A Hobb Knocker is someone who has sex with animals, And it's barely legal.

You: I love animals.
Me: I hope you're not a Hobb Knocker.

by Terrum February 15, 2009

knocker locker

bra

I usually keep my cell phone (or cash, or whatever) in my knocker locker.

by lucyceline September 27, 2010

vodka knockers

Breasts on a female starting at a high C cup and going up; really huge boobs

God, did you see her vodka knockers?

by dj32089 November 3, 2008

fart knocker

Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.

Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.

by Janet90232 October 24, 2007