sloppy jose

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!
by Capn26 August 27, 2006
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Stinky Jose

When one partner takes leftover Taco Bell (preferably a beefy crunch burrito) and inserts it into the anal cavity. Then inserting hot sauce as well as the aforementioned crunchy beef taco back into the same anal cavity. Finally shitting it into the partners mouth.
I just gave my friend a Stinky Jose.
by amdbnagde May 21, 2016
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man jose

Derogatory nickname for the city of San Jose, Calif., and/or the surrounding communities in the area. Refers to the high male-to-female population because of the high number of male-dominated high-tech jobs.
Dude, after I graduate, I'm moving out of Man Jose.
by M.C. Shithead March 15, 2005
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jose pardo

A chinese mexican hybrid who will have intercourse with Eminem for the fame.
Loves Anal!
Did you see jose pardo? he cant walk hes temporarily handicapped
by ElPolloLoco123 January 09, 2014
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Hot Jose

A Hot Jose is the act of dipping your balls in hot sauce and then teabagging another person.
by Hot Jose January 20, 2013
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jose luis

most awesome guy that ever existed,
one that the ladies would kill for,
one most guys are insecure of
by jdncuhbs February 05, 2010
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san jose

the 10th largest city in the U.S., as of july 2005
person 1-yo man, what city are we in?
person 2-san jose.
person 1-oh, ok.
*30 minutes later*
person 1-its been half an hour, man. where are we now?
person 2-san jose.
person 1-dang. i guess thats why its the 10th largest city.
by yay area baby November 27, 2005
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