Get the johnmug. the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.
john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!
john: that’s me hon
ava: ofc i will baby!
john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!
john: that’s me hon
ava: ofc i will baby!
by johva December 10, 2021
Get the johnmug. The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
by Yosher January 2, 2017
Get the Johnmug. by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021
Get the Johnmug. John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!
Johnnnn
by Fjjdnxhxhxhx June 8, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022
Get the Johnmug. 