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john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.
dang john too drippyyyy.
by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021
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john

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!
by johva December 10, 2021
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John

The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!
by Yosher January 2, 2017
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John

Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,
by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021
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John

John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!
Johnnnn
by Fjjdnxhxhxhx June 8, 2019
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John

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.
by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022
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John

by BlueEyedBish August 19, 2019
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