Jan 31

National slap ass day

Today is Jan 31 ,slap ass day

by Goatt55k January 25, 2023

Willem-Jan

Wiljan is the abbreviation of Willem-Jan. The term Wiljan is most used in ways do describe a failure of some kind.
They tend to have a cryptic sense of humor and never apologizes for anything cause he cannot do anything wrong.

A: "I'm didn't pass my math exam"
B: "You are such a Willem-Jan"

by Mizumeister June 15, 2020

jan 13

most amazing people are born on this day.
like omg marry me pleasepleaseplease ur so fine omfg

like hey :) HEY :)

bro she was born on Jan 13? SHE FINE ASF AND WIFEY MATERIAL

by luvlyspinalcord November 21, 2021

Jan 29th

I slapped my friends the hole day

jan 29th is the best day to slap

by JustJessii January 28, 2021

Omai Jan

My favorite famous tiktoker @omai_

I STAN OMAI JAN aka Omai ON TIKTOK TEEHEE :) she is so pretty

by Charli's dixie sister November 28, 2021

Jan Bob

A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.

Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)

by Albert"The Scientist"Einstein July 1, 2020

Jan Plestenjak

Sexy singer from Slovenia.

Person A: I'm going to room 102.
Person B: You must be meeting Jan Plestenjak there.

by Gejisfej May 12, 2022