Broke-Tent

Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.

Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.

Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.

by Emmalikes April 17, 2022

Tent Gate

When you take a girl from Denzel Curry and shag her in your tent (whilst using protection) whilst your boys are at Netsky.

Oh shit bro did ya pull a tent gate last night?

by Pinoyboy12345 February 17, 2019

tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.

He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage

by apeman79 October 2, 2019

Fuck Tent

A tent thats sole purpose is to act as a break area for fucking. Mostly set up at work areas, construction sites, and Roofing tear off jobs. An average fuck tent usually holds anywere from 1-3 hookers at a time.

Hay stu i gotta stop here for a bit and use the fuck tent. Ill be back in about 15.

by Unionworkers65 August 13, 2017

Tent hopping

Sleeping every night at a festival in a different tent with a different guy/girl.

Have you heard, Jasmin was tent hopping again. She's such a hoe.

by Blumenkettchen June 22, 2018

Deep Tent

In the crowd. Talking to Gals.

Deep tent what’s up

by Gary1685 July 28, 2023

Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.

Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.

by Just trying June 19, 2018