Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.

"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."

by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020

Lab Dj

Basically a Studio or “Bedroom” Dj who performs or streams mixes out of their personal lab. Including Dj podcasts.

Dj Mike is mostly a lab Dj but plays out monthly.

by EricIvn July 15, 2021

Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."

by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025

LAB

Local Ass Bitch, a person who is from a certain place and is sort of popular in that place, but only because they don't go anywhere else and are around so much people just know them for being around so much.

Do you know Mike?
Yeah I know Mike, he's always on the block.
Yeah he's kind of a LAB.

by Swamp juice June 13, 2014

LaB

Abbreviation of Lazy and Busy. One will snap at someone else who is asking for assistance by saying LaB (pronounced with the initials) immediately if he/she is reluctant to help.

It could mean that you're simply too busy or just too lazy to help.

Renee: Can you please help me with this experiment, Sebastian?

Sebastian: Sorry. LaB.

by Le Mao January 15, 2013

Lab Ratting

The name of a player sitting outside of the lab loot room in Ghosts of Tabor

"Bro be careful there's someone lab ratting by the gate!"

by AnOriginalSloth August 2, 2023

LAB

When someone is being boring and doesn't want to do anything they are a LAB (Lame Ass Bitch)

“I don't like hanging out with Julie, she is such a LAB!”

by anonymous September 24, 2022