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Hostetter

Some nigga with great prowess and wisdom. A Hostetter is a real fly homie with eyes beyond your wildest dreams. In addition, a Hostetter may have several nicknames that severely outweigh your own name in comparison.
Greg: "Did you see Hostetter earlier?"

Steve: "Yeah, now I'm fucking blind."
by Alordomin September 17, 2013
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habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel is a virtual chatroom where you make a character and talk to other Habbos.
I think Habbo's okay if you're not TOO addicted to it and if you know what you're doing.
Even though it's probably the safest chatroom out there, you should still keep your personal details to yourself.
The problem is, there's way too many child pretadors out over the web today so you really don't know who the heck you're talking to...
For instance; A Habbo that appears to be a 14 year old girl may be a 30 year old man..
But most of all, NEVER give out your Email to someone else because you can't trust ANYBODY over the internet and anyone can find out where you live. (Unless you know them in life of course)
And remember, just because you're over the internet you can't just say anything you want
people have feelings online too :)
Stay safe and have fun on Habbo, and over the web :))
Habbo Hotel is okay if you know what you're doing.
by Linahh June 29, 2006
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habbo hotel

A virtual chatroom in which the implementation is somewhat questionable (you can often try to enter rooms and just get kicked back to the frontpage with no error message.), and nowadays 99% of the time, if you enter a room;

- 80% chance of there being an actual constructed queue system
- 80% chance of that queue being stuffed with losers who have nothing better to do, and remain there even if the owner treats them like shit.
- 85% chance of getting kicked while in that queue;
--- 60% chance that it's just on their own whim.
--- 40% chance it's because they see it as the most convenient way to move their 'friend' up in the queue.
--- 40% chance that if you return and ask why you were ejected, you'll get ejected again because they don't want to be shown up as a power abuser.


Those considering this place, I can only suggest you check out Furcadia, which is similar, and more importantly, has (primitive but reasonably powerful) scripting, and doesn't force you to pay for furniture. You might think the fur thing is weird, but it's nothing compared to the contents of Habbo Hotel.
Me: Does anyone here speak english?
Habbo: wtf!!1111
Me: Well, at least I'm almost at the front of the queue now.
You have been ejected.
Me (returning): What was that for?
You have been ejected.
by Snuffkin February 4, 2005
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Hotel Slut

This is a description of a female who looks for a male sex partner, then lures him to a hotel for sex. She is normally married to a wealthy man and therefore can afford a hotel room and does not have to worry about being caught and losing her inheritance. Normally these females are quite elderly, yet carry themselves with a hint of grace. These ladies are similar to a money slut, with the only difference being that a hotel slut is more interested in sex than money.
Jim: I was out last weekend and met a great looking woman, she was a bit old and married, but she took me to a hotel and let me have my wicked way with her, it was great!
Andy: Wow, she must be a "Hotel Slut", those ladies are rare!
Jim: Yeah I know, the only problem is she gave me a STD and the doctor says I will probably never be able to have children.
Andy: Thats terrible, are you going to see her again?
Jim: Damn right I am, I don't want kids anyway! I'm meeting her in a hotel for sex in 30 minutes!
by Paul Fleming July 29, 2006
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Hotels.com

The place where cheap Asian people go to rent a hotel room
Guy 1: Yo, My boss fired me so i had to book my hotel with hotels.com
Guy 2: Get out.
by Some weird dude at TacoBell October 25, 2016
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habbo hotel

an evil game; a game which you must play and get all your courses fail =
Habbo Hotel is fucking my school work up.
by Poopy Pear May 2, 2005
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habbo hotel

habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha.....
habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha....
by MC_LOOT April 15, 2005
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