Holland Patent High School

A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.

Holland Patent High School

by JustxSayinnx April 10, 2011

Mr. Holland's Opus

A night spent with an engaged Dutch woman whose name you don't know and don't care to know. You filled the O in her puss.

On New Year's eve Jim's symphonic skills played Mr. Holland's Opus(He banged a chic from Holland who was flying back the next day to meet her husband).

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Tom Holland Dick pic anniversary

November 29 was the day that tom hollands dick was leaked on his instagram

Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?

Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY

by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022

Paddy Holland

Little brother of Tom,Sam and Harry Holland.
Cinnamon Roll.
He is the cutest thing I have ever seen so far

Person A: Do you know Paddy Holland?
Person B: What a dumb question.How can you not know the cutest child on the earth?

by MrsHolland November 18, 2017

Tom Holland is mine

What every girl says and wishes...

" Tom Holland is mine! Back off!"

by hpsauceforthebois March 12, 2022

Tom Holland's Jawline

The most perfect angle to ever exist in the whole entire universe.

I'll only marry a man who has Tom Holland's Jawline. In short; I'm single for life.

by KBurrito April 21, 2022

Dexter Holland

A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).

Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021