Holland Patent High School

A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.

Holland Patent High School

by JustxSayinnx April 10, 2011

Mr. Holland's Opus

A night spent with an engaged Dutch woman whose name you don't know and don't care to know. You filled the O in her puss.

On New Year's eve Jim's symphonic skills played Mr. Holland's Opus(He banged a chic from Holland who was flying back the next day to meet her husband).

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Tom Holland Dick pic anniversary

November 29 was the day that tom hollands dick was leaked on his instagram

Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?

Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY

by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022

holland taylor

Yummy

Holland taylor is the yummiest lady yum tramp stamp yummy

by Zerocoz November 26, 2021

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is the British actor known for playing Peter Parker in the MCU. He is one of the sweetest people ever and he has a dog named Tessa. He is friends with Harrison Osterfield and Tuwaine Barrett

He is also in The Current War, CHERRY, The Devil All the Time, The Impossible, Edge of Winter, and Onward.

P1: Who is that Spider-Man guy?
P2: Oh, that's Tom Holland! He is awesome!

by sizebeforefood November 17, 2019

How long Tom Holland Simps live

Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years

How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die

by Tom Holland Sucks March 9, 2022

Tom Holland

A British Actor who Is Gorgeous and Perfect. He Played Peter Parker in Spider-man Homecoming, Lucas in The Impossible, Billie in Billie Elliot The Musical, Ect. Hios hobbies include, spoiling movies, hanging with haz, and chilling with his dog Tessa Holland.

Tom Holland stole my heart faster than he stole Captain America's shield.

Wow, Tom Holland looks like a snack.

by Jjjjjjjjjj888 February 15, 2019