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cheesin' mad hard

When someone says that they are cheesin real hard it means that they are smiling real hard or that they have a really big smile on their face.
I am so happy, I'm cheesin' mad hard!
by Mouse Ninja July 16, 2014
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Caught off Hard

1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.

2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.
Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*

*next day*

Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...
by AHS-Buddies December 30, 2012
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When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
by AirRon October 26, 2007
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cold hard facts

Facts without anything added to make them more pleasant or interesting.

Facts that are devoid of any emotions, the blatant irreversible truth.
Nobody asked you to spit cold hard facts in this chat. Calm down.
by Atlanta Footwear April 24, 2021
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this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read is an AD and yet we made it famous. as soon as you say it or it comes up on youtube. everyone will say it
John: this sentence is grammatically correct

Random dude: but it's wordy and hard to read

"this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read"

everyone in class: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
by MiraculourLanaAdrianette March 2, 2021
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Chilling Hard

Putting forth a valiant effort to chill more than i would normally chill.
Ive had so much work lately im just gonna be chilling hard the rest of the week.

Eli is chilling way too hard with that blunt in his hand and that bong in his lap.

Dude stop chilling so hard you're making me look like a pussy.
by loveridonthavetolove May 13, 2011
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captain hard-ass

A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses
Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.
by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010
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