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handi-wipe

A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina
some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.

I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
by TyBenj October 16, 2010
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Handy Andy

When one gives a hand job while dressed as Raggedy Andy.
The costume party took a turn when Raggedy Ann's other half gave me a "handy Andy".
by Frida Burbowski June 5, 2017
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The Handy dangle

A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.

Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.
I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.

Girl, that’s the handy dangle!
by MIndura January 3, 2019
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Handie Whore

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.
Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.
by bloxorox November 26, 2011
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Handy Sandy

Jessica gave me a handy sandy last night and my foreskins all raw
by Lazyskinnyguy September 26, 2011
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Handy McDaniels

You're sister wouldn't give me head, so I settled for a handy mcdaniels.
by Iwantabigweiner May 1, 2009
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handy-dandy

short form for a handy-capped person.
The handy-dandy went flying down the stairs in his wheelchair.
by Saccait November 12, 2008
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