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gronking

masturbating so hard that your dick gets red and blood mixes in with your cum when you ejaculate. it creates blum
โ€œI have been gronking all day and there is blum everywhere!โ€
by cwarsosn April 3, 2024
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Gronked

(verb)
To halt or be interrupted suddenly often in a negative way. Believed to be derived from the sound a mechanical device makes when gears cannot be moved, such as the noise a car makes when trying to drive a car set to Park.
"Yeah, so then my car broke down last night and I didn't end up getting home until about 2 in the morning, it really gronked my steeze for the past few days man"
by Zorpol_Marquis April 30, 2024
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i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
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Gronk

Uneeb is a gronk
Uneeb is a gronky bonky slonky gongy grongy gronk
by Stupid uneeb May 13, 2024
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if someone says this to you then you are the true king of the ancient colony of the sigma skibidi rizzlers and you have unlimited rizz. you have so much rizz that you can rizz up a level 5 gyatt!!
You are skibidi sigma grimace shake kai cenat duke dennis baby gronk level 5 gyatt alpha rizzler!! Omg ur so rizzy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.
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Baby Gronk

A child with an interesting hair cut fr. He plays football and is supposedly good. He likes to rizz up Livvy Dunne in Ohio. He is in 5th grade now and is used a lot in TikTok Brainrot videos.
Person: I sure love baby gronk! His football moves are crazy ๐Ÿ˜
by AGurl :) May 22, 2024
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