gronk

when the poo in your bottom reaches the water in the toilet whilst still in your anus

Tully just gronked

by Xx_slaydemons_xX September 2, 2018

Gronk

To give away ones drugs, preferable gurners, without charge at a party or gathering.

“Hey how was the party this weekend”
“It was great, Keith gronked us all”

by Loco El Stoto May 17, 2018

Gronked

(verb)
To halt or be interrupted suddenly often in a negative way. Believed to be derived from the sound a mechanical device makes when gears cannot be moved, such as the noise a car makes when trying to drive a car set to Park.

"Yeah, so then my car broke down last night and I didn't end up getting home until about 2 in the morning, it really gronked my steeze for the past few days man"

by Zorpol_Marquis April 30, 2024

Gronk

An innocent and naive stud with an enthusiastic and ambitious outlook who is blissfully unaware of the reason ppl even wanna talk to him or her , has a suspicion it’s those ppl who he should avoid because they take whatever he has and they aren’t friends so he or she cannot build any alliances.

Oi fuck that gronk used to smash me in the ring everyday glad he isn’t still a weapon I can feel more powerful around him now and get revenge

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Gronk

Uneeb is a gronk

Uneeb is a gronky bonky slonky gongy grongy gronk

by Stupid uneeb May 13, 2024

Gronk

A total tryhard who thinks they are all that,but completely oblivious to everybody else's views of them.

Look at this Gronk on the dancefloor who actually thinks the girls are digging him

by UpnAdam82 June 10, 2022

Gronk

A complete loser and try-hard who has low self-esteem and minimal confidence in themselves. Will do anything to please someone and has no opinion of their own. Often broke, of low-intelligence and limited prospects for success. The embarrassing moron of the group that everyone pretends they don't actually know

When one approaches your group waving and smiling:

You: Check out this gronk!
Your mate: Ha what a gronk
You: How's this gronk, acting like he knows us?!
Your mate: Keep walkin fukn gronk!

by The_A_Team July 24, 2016