Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.

Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!

by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020

frozen doberman

when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.

‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all’

by frozen doberman May 19, 2019

Frozen II

The sequel of the overrated movie, Frozen!!!! Two Scandinavian girls once again are the main characters and are accompanied by an anthropomorphic reindeer and a talking snow man.

Oh look, Frozen II is showing on HBO!!!!

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

The frozen forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair resembling snow on a tree.

“What did you do to me”
Girl I gave you the frozen forest

by WakandaJ February 27, 2021

frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

frozen grapes

A delicious fucking snack

“Aye, yu want some frozen grapes in a lil bit meeco?” - Stewart

“Fuck ya lemme get some of those brutha”

by Smalltits05 June 30, 2018