false terrible

a falsehood so heinous as to be worthy of incoherent, spluttered response.

Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.

by lowcloud April 22, 2008

False metal

"False metal" is a term created by Manowar in the 80s to describe glam metal music.

Nowadays it also includes nu metal, deathcore, metalcore and similar genres. Some people also include DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal).

Me: These idiots seem to be sure it's metal.

DSBM guy: It is? Why, what, eh?

Me fr: Go listen to some Aura Noir. Death to false metal!

by I love gates June 14, 2023

False Nostalgic

Reminiscent of an era or time period you weren't born into.

"Man damn, Stranger Things has me so false nostalgic right now."

by ontoroni April 17, 2017

False Shift

Pretending you have a stick shift when you really drive a manual car,

"Dude, were you just false shifting your manual?"

by Chrisitan Jordan June 5, 2012

False Flag

African American street gang-related slang which refers to the act of representing onesself as a member of an urban family (E.g., Vice Lord, Blackstone, Disciple, etc.) when one doesn't actually belong to that family.

Homeboy got touched up for false flaggin'. We don't play that in the wild hunneds.

by stagolee June 12, 2009

False Bottom

When you take a shit and think you are done. Within 15 minutes you are back on the crapper shitting again. Not to be confused with diarrhea.

When I got up this morning, I had a nice crap, but when I was just about out the door I false bottomed.

by upsat1976 July 2, 2009

False Friction

Alliterative phrase used when someone is paranoid that there is "friction" (tension) between them and someone else. The "friction" is usually exaggerated and "false", e.g. non existent.

1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"

2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"

by False Friction September 8, 2005