Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is the sweetest guy around. He may not have a great childhood, but he sure does have a great sense of humor. He can make anyone laugh, smile no matter what mood they are in. He sure does know how to treat a girl right. When he says I love you he means it. He gives GREAT hugs. Never stab a Dylan in the back or you'll regret it. Hold a Dylan tight and never let him go.
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by SHITMANWHALEBONE May 20, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes
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GIRL 1: Have you seen the new kid?? he's so nice
GIRL 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure what his name is. Do you know?
GIRL 1: Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan
GIRL 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure what his name is. Do you know?
GIRL 1: Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan
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