Dylan

some one with both fully functioning testicles
despite what people might believe
wow that guy was amazing in bed

yeah total dylan
by jiommycrickesh March 09, 2010
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Dylan

Dylan is a guy with a big penis and is skinny but really fit at the same time. Dylan's look sexy when you come by them at the pool. A Dylan can also have a variety off talents like dancing, sports, etc. A Dylan is always looking for a nice girl so they will always try to talk to or be funny around a person he likes.
(at the pool)
Girl:Omg! Is that the Dylan dude?
Other Girl: Hell yeah it is!
Girl: He is so hot!
by Dboss1121 June 12, 2017
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Dylan

Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.
He totally went Dylan all up in that bitch!
by DRizz0 February 04, 2010
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Dylan

The type of person that is attracted to cats.
by dislander3000 December 30, 2011
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Dylaned

When one is forcefully slammed against a wall and made out with without prior consent.
Party guest: "DAMN! That bitch just got Dylaned!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"
by Tatty Daddy May 11, 2013
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dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
by Undetale September 04, 2019
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Dylan

A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes
Dylan is awesome
by The 2k goat June 07, 2017
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