Virgin Disease

Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.

It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!

by ChadEthan May 12, 2021

Hypocritis Disease

The disease of being a hypocrite.

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"

by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020

Sami Disease

Being the unfunniest person to ever exist

Person1: Bro i think you have the Sami Disease

Person2: Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

by LilUziIsaNigger June 24, 2022

Burger Disease

The 'Burger Disease" is a very bad thing that occurs when you get a phat hickey from some kind of burger, It slowly turns your bones into floppy burger patties

Jiah - "What's that on your neck:
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"

by alkssmma,lwwoak June 5, 2019

exzachary disease

When someones face looks exzachary(excactly) like their ass.

George has pretty severe exzachary disease

by Betabox March 31, 2008

Tractor Disease

1.Gonorrhea.

You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.

by STPenney April 6, 2011

Balzheimer's Disease

The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.

I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.

by nuninthemorning August 7, 2009