discord mod

usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people

beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*

by timtiminsky September 14, 2022

discord mod

a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers

Day in the life of a discord mod

5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed

meanwhile:

boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?

person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)

22 years later

Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420

How to get into a Discord Mod's Account

You can't.

by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022

Discord Nation

A Discord Nation is a Discord server that represents itself as a community with a form of government. This can be manifested with the usage of elections, a certain type of restrictions, or even channels such as "general" being called "main square", which could vary depending on the nation.

There are many Discord Nations around on Discord, the most prominent one is the USSR, yet, the European Union is also gaining influence.

by Resprune Chamberlain December 12, 2020

Discord Kitten

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.

Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?

by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022

Discord Moderator

A complete and utter dickwad who gets off on exerting power in an online community while simultaneously neglecting any semblance of a real social life.

Did you hear how Dave banned Janet from the Discord server just for saying she didn't like pineapple on pizza? What a fucking Discord Moderator.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Discord Divide

An event where a group of friends no longer hang out in a singular discord server and split into smaller servers. The cause of this phenomenon is usually the result of two friends having an altercation and the rest of the friends picking sides and joining the server of one friend over the other

Chad had a fight with Mark. Chad is the cause for the discord divide and now we all hang out in Mark's discord server

by keyanyawn August 24, 2023

Discord Fighter

A fighting game with a concurrent player base so small that the in-game matchmaking system is unable to find a match even after 5-15 minutes of waiting. Hardcore fans of the game would then use Discord to find matches as a last ditch effort to keep the game alive.

"Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"

"Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"

"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."

by T64 August 1, 2022