Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.

Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!

by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

desperation nation

originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.

but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.

- Mayeisha keeps hitting on every lowlife that walks into the bar
- desperation nation

by arbitraryrantz January 9, 2017

Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.

I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.

by Iscariom January 30, 2024

Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021

Desperation nude

A nude or revealing picture sent to illicit a response from someone that is showing disinterest in you , or has ghosted you in order to get a response.

"Chad wont answer my texts for a week, I should send a steamy shower pic ". Suprise. He answers to the desperation nude because hes drunk.

by Drabgreenqueen January 20, 2020

desperate

someone who will do anything to have a boyfriend/girlfriend even if it means hitting on your ex for example annabelle

Annabelle is so desperate she needs to go get a cat or something

by yeehawannabellesmd July 4, 2019