Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

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Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

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Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit

by Scaffold August 28, 2019

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A disease which slowly rotts the frontal lobe. This disease can be caused from many incidents such as not saying "no homo" after accidently making eye contact at yo homie for longer than 5 seconds, unironicly dabbing, laughing at minions memes, and much more!

mike: i caught my friend dabbing unironicly today
sam: he must have critical gay!

by no-homo-bruh69 June 11, 2018

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Dogg Critic

Dogg Critic, or known as Commander Critic/Xx_Soviet_N_Stuff_xX is a user from Closedverse and Discord that post dank memes on certain times.

He is sometime loyal to users and understands how they feel, but at other times, he'll be a bit stubborn, but it's rare.
Also, he's that one dude you meet in your life that's hangs out with you most of the time, and will help you out.

"Dogg Critic is very considerate."

by Macy The Calm December 15, 2017

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