corwin

corwin loves tory

i am corwin, who is in love with tory, who is writing this now. as evidence that i was enough the whole time. and now you are free. dont question this gift, enjoy it. understand it. believe it. you are invited.

by Turtleheimer January 25, 2023

Corwin

This guy is literally him. Bro has ever hat known to man and has the best style you will ever see. Top hats, Fedoras, Trilbies, that one Sherlock Holmes hat, a British Desert Army Helmet, even a Toad hat (from the Mario franchise).

He’s also insane. This guy is extremely unpredictable. Tread with caution. Being a Ginger doesn’t help. Man has no soul.

Also, DO NOT let him cook.

Skill set: Intellect, Style, Charisma (kinda), Philosophy

Weaknesses: Cooking, Height (short), Ginger, Athletics, Patience

I heard Corwin has another new hat. This guy gets a new one every few weeks.

by Chrisper November 22, 2023

Corrange

A word that rhymes with orange.

"What rhymes with orange?"

"Corrange."

by ClownyThunder December 5, 2023

Corrange

A word that rhymes with orange.

"What rhymes with orange?"

"Corrange."

by ClownyThunder December 5, 2023

coranh

He's usually the hungry one of the group and the most funny one , he is kind and helpful in some situations. He's usually the aggressive one and will always fight no matter what.

"coranh is such a tough guy"

by Coranh April 27, 2024

Corwin Hotshot

When a older man (preferably a "Corwin") cuts a slit in his dickhead and analy rapes a jewish infant. He then pulls out his shit-infested, yeast covered, and blood soaked little penis out of the infant's asshole and makes a hitler mustache on the childs face. He then proceeds to splooge shit, cum, blood, and yeast in one of the childs holes (This acts like a glaze or sauce to cover a uncooked chicken) and tosses it into an oven preheated to 2000 degrees and munches on it.

Bill got arrested for doing a Corwin Hotshot today.

by CivilGrant May 15, 2024

Corange Juice

A nasty mixture of corn juice and orange juice, resembling pee.

Person A: Is that spill on the table orange juice or corn juice?
Person B: (tastes it) I think it’s corange juice!
Person C: I thought it was pee

by Charlie Duke January 15, 2025