The duration between the first sip of coffee and the body's reaction to caffeine. Generally, the speaker forces actions/words to come out faster than neural transmission without the aid of a catalyst (i.e., caffeine).
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Bob: "...and-when-I-go-to-desk-I-make-copies-of-things-where-I-think-that-we-need-to-see-more-of-each-other-and-I-know-you-like-me-but-I'm-still-working-and-need-more-time-to-get-these-forms-back-to-you..."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
by TexicanAg01 December 8, 2010
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Get the Coffee jelly mug.1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.
2. A caffeine overdose.
2. A caffeine overdose.
Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.
by tennooge May 3, 2011
Get the Coffeed Out mug.The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.
Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.
Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.
No, just make another.
Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.
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Get the coffee shop mug.Her: Let go get coffee.
Him: But I don't drink coffee.
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Him: I'm getting coffee today/ tonight.
Him: But I don't drink coffee.
Her: Me either ;)
Him: I'm getting coffee today/ tonight.
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Get the Getting coffee mug.Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.
Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?
Anne: I don't drink coffee.
Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".
Anne: I don't drink coffee.
Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".
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