Vacuum Cleaner

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet

Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 1, 2016

vaginal cream cleaner

when a man squirts "squirty cream" in a womans vagina and ejaculates in there and when he thrusts he is acting like a toilet plunger and it all comes slushing out. he then goes down to give it the final cleaning and licks it all out. she will feel refreshed :D

:P
vaginal cream cleaner ejaculates

by dry lady lips December 27, 2010

vagina cleaner

Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.

Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".

by Mira&Lindsay July 20, 2008

sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder

HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

Cleaner Costs

The costs that people pay(Usaly professional bank robbers) to remove all evidence that the robbers were involved, such as removing bullet casings, wiping camera footage, getting rid of dead bodys, and removing blood stains

I lost money from cleaner costs in heist I pulled off because I killed civilians so I had to pay the cleaners extra

by Hongkong Protester September 7, 2020

Jamaican Cleaner

The term Jamaican Cleaner is an act where a Jamaican, or darker colored female, takes a can of beans and shoves them up a males asshole. Then grabs a vacuum and sucks them all out.

Hey! Want a Jamaican Cleaner?

by extremecreamteam April 7, 2010

gill cleaner

An alternate, slang term for a napkin.

Hey James, hand me a gill cleaner, I'm about to get this food all over me.

by dcl94 June 16, 2010